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Personalized Nightmares: Embarrassing Movies of The 1980s and 1990s
In the depths of Robert’s reality, where the mundane intertwines with the extraordinary, lies a harrowing tale of abuse, exploitation, and the erosion of safety. This reality transforms the most embarrassing movies of the 1980s and 1990s into personalized nightmares, amplifying every awkward and cringe-inducing moment of his life. These films, though offering happy endings…
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Reinstate Truth: Urgent Plea to Restore My Banned Twitter
Plea to Reinstate My Banned Twitter Account I write to you today with a plea to reinstate my banned Twitter account. The ban has had a profound impact on my ability to communicate, share information, and connect with my followers. In this letter, I will shed light on the authenticity of my content, the distressing…
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$152 Billion of Movies That Personally Embarrassed me from the 90s and 80s
In the 80s and 90s, people spent a staggering $152 Billion on movies that are very embarrassing to me if this number was adjusted for inflation. That’s right, trillion with a T. This number is calculated by finding the total time spent on the movie and multiplying it by the minimum wage. For example, the…
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The Revenue of the Most Embarrassing Movies of the 1980s and 1990s
Movie Title Year Box Office Revenue (in millions) Porky’s 1981 105.5 The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas 1982 69.7 Beetlejuice 1988 74.2 The Addams Family 1991 191.5 A Time to Kill 1996 152.2 New Jack City 1991 47.6 The Devil’s Advocate 1997 152.9 Arachnophobia 1990 53.2 Edward Scissorhands 1990 86.0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990…